Dispatches

The Impossible Whopper

Jules:           What is a miracle, Vincent?
Vincent:      An act of God.
Jules:          And what’s an act of God?
Vincent:     When, um … God makes the impossible possible. But this morning I don’t think qualifies.

 

 

 

I tried Burger King’s…

Comfortable Silence

Recently, I came across some essays I had written a few years back. These stories were mostly autobiographical, tales of personal observations and proclamations of personal beliefs. As I read over them, I remembered how quickly my hands had worked to tell these stories, eager to share them with an…

Crime and Punishment

“Police should first ask, ‘Is there someone who can come get your kids?’” Stefanie Moore tells the packed audience of about 100 people assembled in the old Shaare Emeth Temple in St. Louis, Missouri. They are gathered on this last Friday in March to learn more about

Who Lived in Grant’s Home?

You remember Groucho’s old joke that he tossed like a softball to contestants on You Bet Your Life: Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb? Marx accepted “Grant,” so they could win, but the answer was “no one,” since Ulysses S. Grant and his wife, Julia, are entombed in sarcophagi and not…

Terrible Freedom

How many W2s and 1099s did you get this year? It might be a measure of how contemporary you are.

A friend told me he got seven W2s, and four 1099s, this tax season. I thought he must be mistaken. But when he reeled them off—one company, then another, then…

Just Keep Swimming

“In water, like in books–you can leave your life.”

-Lidia Yuknavitch, The Chronology of Water

From the time my daughter Lucinda was two and a half months old, I have taken her to swim lessons. Two of the life lessons I hope to impart to Luci, now almost…

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