The Clockwork Orgasm
Or how technology will soon make your lover a machine disguised as a pet and a slave.
May 24, 2022
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How Shopping Became Miserable
One foot on a tangle of tree root, I looked down at my beloved Merrell hiking boots and noticed big, frayed holes on both sides. Time to spring for a new pair. To be loyal, I went—in the flesh—to REI, but they had only waterproof hiking boots. “Tariffs,” muttered the…
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